Page Five Ghoul


This week’s page five ghoul hails from Scotland, where they call lakes, ‘lochs.’

This malevolent water horse likes to hang out in large bodies of water and just generally hand out wolf tickets to anyone who fucked around too close to their habitat. Mostly appearing as a horse, it could change itself into human form in an attempt to get its rocks off with the local human folk as all mythological creatures seem wont to do. Swipe right!!!

Eyes: Shapeshifter. This and the next two questions are irrelevant

Hair: (see above)

Most notable feature: (see above)

Turn on: water sports

Turn off: silver weaponry