Greetings, doomed monkeys! It's good ol' Mort back with another top shelf round on the house!
This week we have more Wizard on Whizzin, an action packed episode of Psamurai and as always our Page Five Ghoul.
And our intrepid intern doesn't wind up quite where he thought he'd be, but still pulls it off in the end. What a pro! But, I think we might be instituting a credit limit on the intern charge card for here on out!
But best of all, we've got brand new monthly feature 'The Ruiner'! Vincent Harris is an assassin who puts away the bad guys and talks during movies! It's a killer! And between us, so is he! Until next week, kids. Stay out of trouble! Or not, I won't tell.