This week we visit our friends in the Great White North. The Canadian province of British Columbia is known for two things; great weed and a lake monster.
One may be responsible for the other. Scotland may have Nessie, but Canada has Ogopogo, which is a much cooler name.
In his earlier days, Ogopogo was a bit of a dick and went by the name, Naitaka. In Canadian Indian legend, he would lurk about in the dark waters of Lake Okanagan and pop out when travelers tried to cross the lake, demanding live sacrifice.
Now he mostly spends his days pretending to be a log when any dirty cryptozoologists try to catch him on film.
Hair: (see photo)
Eyes: (see photo)
Hobby: (see photo)