Greetings, Doomed Monkeys! Winter is almost over. Not it matters much to me. I don't have skin.
We got a humdinger for you this week. Stella is back with her monthly report card from the stars. Did you get As? Kids rejoice, your little friend Jimmy dropped in, Saturday evening sharp with another keen adventure.
Say, are you grieving, but still really hungry? This week's sponsor has a smokin' deal for our readers. The gang gets deep in this week's episode of Ray. And as always our page five ghoul. I think our monster chasing intern Gary may need a vacation. And a lawyer. Aw heck, throw in the guns and money too! Until next time, L. Bulgaricus!