Greetings, doomed monkeys! It’s your old pal Uncle Mort here with the first Saturday Evening Ghost in April. This week we have the thrilling conclusion of Mo' Mummies, Mo' Problems. Then old Doc Holmesnow has some helpful tips for future contributors. Pay attention, class! We also welcome a brand new sponsor that’s singing for their supper in just the right key. Things really get cooking in an all new Crescent City Creeps. And as always, our Page Five Ghoul. So until next week. Exosmosis!