Letter From the Editor September 9, 2017

Greetings, Doomed Monkeys, it's Chef Mort whipping up another flambe of tasty morsels. First up, T. J. gets to the bottom of things in an all new adventure called 'B' is for Basement. The Crescent City Creeps come creeping in with another installment. Have they found that damn bird yet? Some wires and lines got crossed on this week's Page Five Ghoul. I gotta hire somebody to man the phones. Which reminds me, Hugo is here with some advice for the lovebirds out there and then it's mostly an ad. Speaking of ads, this magnificent feast would represent the last of the petty cash if it weren't for our sponsors, Lig-a-Mintz who invite you try their purrfect new product. See ya next time, kids. Anathematisation!