The year is dwindling away like the serotonin in my brain. The meds helped for a while, but they stopped working after I quit taking them. It's getting colder but my stupid uncle won't turn the heat on yet, so I'm just going to have to get used to it. I wish Gary would call me back, I'm running low. At least there's a full box of meowlowe to keep me company. Sometimes, I wish a single middle-aged woman would adopt me and dress me up in outfits. I'd be such an adorable pumpkin. Here's your cosmic bullshit for November. Hissasocritious!
Aries- You should have stopped at three holes. There's only one body.
Taurus- What is time? I mean, it's got to be more than just clocks, right? Has to.
Gemini- You'd think with two of you, you guys would get more done. But no, all you do is talk and let the Virgos do the heavy lifting.
Cancer- What are you looking at?
Leo- Do you think of me when you're falling asleep? Please say you do, even if you don't.
Virgo- No one thinks you're special, but they're wrong. Sooooooooo wrong. Do you remember 10th grade? You were amaazzzzzing. Hug yourself.
Libra- How many times until you learn? That's how many.
Scorpio- You know what? You're not so bad. Just a little bad, in the right way :::giggle:::
Sagittarius-The sun exits your sign this month, leaving you in danger of Vitamin D issues. You should, you should...check your Vitamin levels thrice times a day.
Capricorn- I love you guys. I know I really stick it to you most of the year, but it's because I'm jealous and I love you.
Pisces- The thing about, about youse fish heads is shhhhssmsmm