Letter From the Editor - December 2nd, 2017

Greetings, Doomed Monkeys! And welcome back to another obtuse adventure in self publishing! It's the first of the month and you know what that means. Stella is back to put in her two hours with the Stellar Forecast for December. Then we got more Rays than anyone should be asked to handle in Ray #12. Jimmy and Sally are back and stirring up their unique brand of tomfoolery (which includes getting published a week early) in 'The Rude Awakening Part 6'. And The Page Five Ghouls are dreaming up new ways to catch their nemesis Alwyn the Necromancer. All of this brought to by our cultured new sponsor, who's giving away cash for what's in your bathroom. You'll make a killing! Have a blast, friends! And remember, lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas!!!