Mysticial Merwin Psychic Pet/Pet Psychic June 2018

Dear Merwin,
I have a serious cat related issue that I hope you can help resolve.

Malt Cake City, Mars

Dear Eric,
I'm glad you wrote, I can indeed help you with this very serious cat related issue. Aunt Mildred has been notified that nephew John with be there in the morning.

As Always, I remain,

Dear Merwin,
How come cats are as bad at climbing down trees as they are good at climbing up them?

Paultimore Barryland

Dear Jane,
Have you ever climbed down a ladder head first? I'm pretty sure you haven't because if you had, you wouldn't need to have asked me about it in the first place.

As Always, I Remain,

Dear Merwin,
Do cats really have 9 lives, or is that just fake news?

Billy Jake
Dan Siego, Washington

Dear Billy Jake,
Cats do have nine lives, but it doesn't work the way it does in cartoons. We don't just waltz up to the Pearly Gates and have our ticket punched and hop right back on down to Earth.

The truth is that when a cat dies for the first time it wanders around in ghost form until it finds a fresh kitten to move into. It's like what hermit crabs do, but cooler. If after six days, a cat ghost doesn't move into the kitten a new cat soul forms and the cycle begins again.

Pretty neat huh?

As Always, I Remain Merwin,

Dear Merwin,
Why don't cats chase their tales?
Asking for my mom. She's kind of an idiot.

J.J. Jr.

Dear J.J.
Just tell her cats don't have tales.

As Always, I Remain,

Merwin Smith has been a professional psychic pet his entire life. Even though he realized his gifts at an early age, he didn't start pet psychic-ing professionally until 20 years ago.
He quickly became the darling of the pet psychic scene and was one of the most requested readers at "The Psychic Pet Pet Psychic Shack".
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