Letter From The Editor - July 28, 2018

Greetings, Doomed Monkeys! The summer is trucking along, isn't it? Next thing you know you'll be walking uphill both ways in three feet of snow. The temperature never bothered me none. I don't have skin. B.F. Smith stopped by between 16 hour Uber shifts and dropped off a brand new 'Seven Bars of the Soul.' Merwyn the Psychic Pet/Pet Psychic popped in while on a break from cat Lyft. They drive each other around in smaller cars. It's adorable. The whole time they're both freaking out and tearing up the upholstery. Precious. A. Wizard recorded his new podcast episode this week in the car while two fisting GrubHub and Amazon Flex. Virgil wasn't doing anything when he dropped off the latest Joneses. He's a level 8 retiree. Well, that's it for this week. Enjoy. And maybe, if you're lucky, a staff member will drop off that single order of mozzarella sticks you ordered from Postmates.