Mystical Merwin Pet Psychic/Psychic Pet July 2018




Dear Merwin,
My ferret, Janis, keeps looking at me funny. It's getting a little off-putting. Am I in danger?
Peter

Dear Peter,
See below.
As Always, I Remain,
Merwin

Dear Merwin,
My owner, Peter, keeps looking at me like I'm going to eat him. It's getting kind of old. I know you're not a people psychic, but I'm sure you have something useful to say. Thanks in Advance,
Janis


Dear Janis,
See above.
As Always, I Remain
Merwin


Dear Merwin,
Three weeks ago I adopted a whale. I've written to it several times, postcards mostly, but haven't heard back at all. Is my whale OK?
Pam

Dear Pam,
Your whale is fine. It doesn't have any fingers to write with nor does it possess any knowledge what so ever of the English language. Whales also lack a postal system and the U.S. Postal system doesn't cater to them yet and has no plans to until 2021 at the earliest. What I'm saying is that you will never get a letter from your whale. Adopting a whale is more of a symbolic gesture then it is an actual commitment to the well being of a single whale. The money you paid goes into a fund that cares for many whales, not just yours. Try reading the fine print.
As Always, I Remain,
Merwin



Merwin Smith has been a professional psychic pet his entire life. Even though he realized his gifts at an early age, he didn’t start pet psychic-ing professionally until 20 years ago.

He quickly became the darling of the pet psychic scene and was one of the most requested readers at “The Psychic Pet Pet Psychic Shack”.
If you have a question about your pet, you can email Merwin at merwin@saturdayeveningghost.com

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