Letter From The Editor - August 18, 2018

Greetings, Doomed Monkeys. Uncle Mort dropping by with another dispatch from SEG Central. This week, A. Wizard tries to class up the joint by speaking a foreign language in Wizard on Whizzin. The Ruiner is adding to list of child endangerment charges in this month's The Ruiner. Wait! What's this, kids? Crescent City Creeps and Psamurai in the same week? That's what happens when no one listens to me.  And finally, this week's missed deadline is Young Sophie Learns the Game Part 2. Virgil will get to it after his nap. All this brought to you by 8 Teez, the store for newly minted adults. Well, that's it, kids. Enjoy it like its the last thing you'll ever read. It might be.