Greetings, Doomed Monkeys! Ol' Mort, here bringing you another round of met deadlines. This time B.F. Smith swung by and laid down a lick or two in Seven Bars of the Soul IV - The Voyage Home. It's a whale of a time. Merwin poked his head up long enough to dictate the latest Mystical Merwin - Psychic Pet/Pet Psychic. And finally, Virgil is 1-1 on deadlines for the last week as he e-mailed us a .txt file of the latest The Joneses. A. Wiz dropped off a new episode of the pod cast. Stella gets interviewed. That's it for August, kids and you know what that means. That's it for summer. Now go hit the books!