Letter From the Editor - September 1st, 2018

Greetings, Doomed Monkeys! Uncle Mort here, slinging more of that Saturday Evening hash. September, huh? It's back school with ya! But it's not all bad, there are tons of holidays coming up! Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, Sukkot! And of course more SEG. Virgil is back on his meds so this week we have Ray #21 and Young Sophie Learns the Game Part 3. Jimmy Jam gets up to some brand new trouble in The Pulling of the Coat and Stella managed to submit her column on time with this month's Stellar Forecast. All this is brought to you by Mad Man Mercury's Trickster God Emporium. That's SEG for the first weekend of the new school year. Don't let it get you down and make sure to have fun! Trigonometry!