Letter From the Editor - September 29th, 2018


Greetings, Doomed Monkeys! Uncle Mort here bringing you a humdinger...I can't lie. It's mostly ads. We don't have a Saturday Morning Ghost for the kids this week, but kids like ads, right? I used to stare at the Spiegel's Christmas catalog for hours on end when I was a tyke. Now the kids of today can experience that same joy. What's more, the ads are for stuff we're hawking on this very site. Native advertising they call it in the biz. What's not an ad is Young Sophie Learns the Game Part 5, wherein our young heroine takes a nap at a bad time. And we have the launch of a brand new serial about two dead people who learn some lessons about unlife and have a little fun along the way. I guess. I haven't read it. Virgil just keeps throwing things on my desk and I run it because what else am I going to do with it? All this and even the other ads are brought to you by yet another ad, for when you need to take your self-abuse to whole new level. Enjoy kids! Don't say I never sold ya nothing.

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