Letter From The Editor - Halloween Party Hangover Edition

Greetings Doomed Monkeys! It's a lazy after Halloween Saturday and the only staff members contributing this week are the ones with no life or immune to alcohol. In the first CATegory, we have Stella showing up with a new Stellar Forecast for the month of November. In the second we have Virgil checking in with another thrilling adventure of Ray. It's villains only bottle episode this week as Yaldabaoth stages a weirdly easy prison break. Both things are brought to you by Armored Hot Dogs for those of you who like to chew their meat for hours. Brings me back to the pork chops dear old Mom used to make. That's it, kids. Go eat more candy if you have any left, you little gluttons!