Greetings, Doomed Monkeys! Uncle Mort here and Christmas is right around the corner. Only nine shopping days left. That's the standard unit of measurement nowadays right? Get your wills in order because Santa Claws is on his way. No, I didn't misspell it. Santa Claws is Santa's clean up guy. So don't misbehave. As you may have noticed, things slow down around here this time of year. Not because everybody is getting ready for the holidays, but because everybody increases their drinking. This week we have the next contentious installment of Psamurai. Tensions run high as folks test their boundaries. And....that's all. A. Wiz failed his movie magic class and doesn't have a film strip- no one watches 'em anyways!
Until next week bazzabuawazoo?