Letter from the Editor - December 22, 2018


Greetings, Doomed Monkeys! Uncle Mort here. As we lurch our broken carcasses ever closer to the New Year and beg it for mercy, tumbling drunken and confused into our Winter break, we look back on our sophomore year and realize for where the term sophomore jinx was coined. Well, lesson learned, I guess. But probably not. This week Merwin is here because no one wants to drive him to the SPCA. It's not that nobody has the heart. They're just too lazy. So here he is with another Mystical Merwin. Then we have the Joneses back and fighting with space oriented ocean life. And that's it. Another short week with just one more to go before collapse into our month off. See ya then, kids!

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