Letter From the Editor - December 29th, 2018

Greetings, Doomed Monkeys! It's quiet in the office. I sent everyone away early on vacation because I got tired of hearing them bickering. This is the last edition until February. We're taking January off as is our custom around here. It's not a paid vacation. My generosity only extends so far. This week Virgil dropped off the conclusion to Cadavers on Call that was due four weeks ago, but better late than never. You may also recognize a face from another serial that Virgil has nothing to do with. Because that's what Virgil does. He steals other people's ideas, makes them worse and passes them off as his own. That's why I don't feel bad paying him in poker chips. That's it for 2018, kids! Have a great new year and we'll see you again all bright eyes and bushy tails on February 2nd. Don't drink the week-old eggnog!